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Fly Slip-Looking for lost balls...: Aus v Ind #1 Most likely to loose their balls

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Aus v Ind #1 Most likely to loose their balls

The day has ariveth. It is time.

We are about to crown the no1 most likely player(s) to loose their balls in the big BGS starting tomorrow.

But first as with any countdown , a recap.

Coming in at No5 was none other than
Sachin Tendulkar- a healthy dose of elbow knack and being in the middle of a run drought won him the prestigious spot.

At 4 we had
Ricky Ponting- the recently insulted, by Insane Mcgain + Viru Sehwag, with a wondrous average of 12 something in India saw Punter gain this dubious honor.

The top 3 started off with
Rahul Dravid- he of the infamous fab 4, under the cosh, needing runs, we predict he will make none

No2 went to
Anil Kumble- we felt bad about making Punter feel alone, So we added Anil to the list

And now, Drum roll please.

Flyslips 1st EVER No1 player most like to loose his balls is........


The Australian Spinner.

"Worrying times for 3 players, who will it be."

Fireworks, rapturous applause, crowd goes insane, not quite insane mcgain insane but you know the good insane.

Why?
The Aussie spinner (who ever it might be) is useless

Krejzy eyes career might be over before it began

Cam White's Kumble wannabes pies is not gonna scare anyone

M.Clarke- is he a bowler now?

Verdict?

Potentially half a dozen balls lost. Thats a lot a nuts. Wont be pretty.
Who will survive the test of the balls? Only time will tell.


So, There you have it folks. The top 5.
Its been a long road, we laughed, we cried, we made you think about balls and losing them.(We know you enjoyed that bit).

So what say?

Do you agree?

Do you vehemently protest?

Let us know. We might just care what you think. Just might.

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4 Comments:

Blogger Sachintha said...

HAHAHAA! That's a cracker!
LMAO!
Can't agree more bro, they sure as hell gonna lose their balls - that is if they have any...

October 9, 2008 at 8:25 AM  
Anonymous Mix Master D said...

Cameron White saves puppies from burning buildings and small children from train tracks - he has 13 balls so losing 2 won't worry him. He'll keep on saving the world and taking 15 wickets for the series in his spare time

October 9, 2008 at 9:25 AM  
Blogger Damith S. said...

Sach>Its gonna be a ball-less fest.

MixD and MC>Why 13, his balls dont come in pairs ?

October 9, 2008 at 9:42 AM  
Blogger MC Gregor & Mix Master D said...

Castrated before Krezjy eyes even started...well picked.

October 10, 2008 at 6:43 PM  

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