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Fly Slip-Looking for lost balls...: Do we really know Bryce Mcgain?

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Do we really know Bryce Mcgain?

Apparently there really are two sides to every story. Bryce it seems, possess split personality that has reared its ugly head at the most inopportune time.

Nice Bryce.
That’s what Jrod has led us to believe for over a year. Ok, for me over a month or so. Cricketwithballs is the proud supporter and undisputed number one fan of Nice Bryce. Jrod’s written a gazillion or so posts on just how nice Bryce is. We were lulled into a sense of safety and grew fond of nice Bryce. Hell Id go so far to say some of us even fell in love with Nice Bryce..

But..there was always something wrong…a deeper ..darker..seedy side to Bryce…

A friend of mine once told me, that nice Bryce was not nice at all,

I said Ballox.

Then he sent me this picture.



I was very disturbed my fellow bloggers. Very disturbed indeed.

Here you see him completely harassing an innocent pedestrian walker. You can see the manical anger in his face. Perhaps Bryce wasn’t that nice after all..

Insane Mcgain.
So we knew Bryce had a darker side to him. But on October 1st the shit really hit the fan. His shoulder injury, which many have argued is from years of underground mua-thai competitions he entered discretely during his lunch time at his IT job, finally put him out of the the first test.

Bryce lost it.
As Suave reports, his Indian correspondent, was verbally and physically abused. He then went on a rampage in the nets, threatening to kill Jason Krejza and insulting Pontings wife.

Latest news indicate that Shane Watsons viral fever might be the result of a deranged Bryce poisoning his coffee in the wee hours of the morning. The Australian team themselves are shying away from Bryce.


Here is Ricky Ponting packing his bags up and leaving the practice session after Insane Mcgain insulted his wife.

Ricky later threatened to run Bryce over with his new rickshaw, which he acquired with his IPL money, if he kept this up


And later at a press conference at this to say

“The guys totally lost it, He went on some ramble about letting his cricketblogging friend down. When I told him to calm down, he asked me if I had a whole cricketblog devoted to me. When I said what the fuck are you on about. He just laughed manically and had the crazy-eyes on him.

So I just got in my rickshaw and took off.”


So I ask you my friends…
Do we really know who Bryce Mcgain is?

Do we really …..

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brilliant Damith.

Are you friends with Jamish Singh Dorma by chance?

October 2, 2008 at 4:52 PM  
Blogger Damith S. said...

Thanks.

Why have you lost all contact with him ? Crap..you dont think...oh dear god...

October 2, 2008 at 4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God no, please let him be safe!

October 2, 2008 at 5:15 PM  
Blogger Damith S. said...

Im not familar with Jamish..how do you know him ?

October 2, 2008 at 11:02 PM  

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