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Fly Slip-Looking for lost balls...: Ricky Ponting is Sarah Palin in disguise

Monday, November 10, 2008

Ricky Ponting is Sarah Palin in disguise

Palin didn’t know Africa was a continent.

Ponting dint know a test was on the line.

Palin continuously went ‘rogue’ on the McCain campaign

Ponting continuously goes ‘rogue’ on his team.

Palin likes to spend money.

Ponting likes to save money.

Palin comes from a state with 3 electoral votes that no body cares about.

Ponting comes from a state that no body in Australian care about. (In fact he’s only in because of the Tassie Quota)

There were reports that McCain wanted to ‘bump off’ Palin.

There are reports that certain Australian cricket bloggers want to ‘off’ Ponting.

Sarah was slow on the uptake.

Ricky is slow with the over rates.

Palin was featured in Porno. True Story. (Try Nalin Palin on Google).

Ponting was not. (For which we are forever grateful to the Porn Industry).

Palin was a Maverick.

Ricky Ponting is, well Ricky Ponting.

Some say Ricky has fits of retardedness on the field.

Sarah Palin IS clinically retarded.



These are the bare facts. Make of it what you will.
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4 Comments:

Blogger Straight Point said...

great analogy DS!!

he deserves every bit of what he is getting...and more when he returns home...

November 10, 2008 at 8:43 PM  
Blogger Ankit said...

great work man...

i think he is ashamed of himself...

November 11, 2008 at 3:55 AM  
Anonymous Ceci said...

O Damith - am a total sucker for a good love story - and Punter/Palin looks like a blockbuster..

http://preview.tinyurl.com/5emkf7

November 11, 2008 at 6:21 AM  
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